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Knight Owl
	; Photo by Peter Tangen
Vital Statistics
Hero	Knight Owl
Alias(es)	N/A
Identity	Secret
Alter Ego	N/A
Category	N/A
Location	N/A 51° 34' 0.75" N, 4° 55' 42.61" E
Status	Active
Superhero Activity
Team
Affiliates	N/A
Foes	N/A
Actions	N/A
Physical Description
Gender	Male
Outfit
Colors	N/A Black and Yellow
Symbol	Stylized Owl
Equipment	N/A
Abilities	N/A

Revision as of 14:43, 11 March 2017

For other uses of Knight, see Knight (disambiguation)

For other uses of Owl, see Owl (disambiguation)

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Knight Owl is an American Real Life Superhero.

History

Knight Owl provides this statement on his Facebook for the reasoning behind why he is a RLSH:

While I may wear a super-heroic logo and uniform, I do not consider myself a hero; just a guy doing his part to hold the line in a world gone mad. Spandex is not required to make a difference in the world; only a can-do attitude and an elevated capacity to be persecuted by the people who want to tell you that you're wasting your time. I think there are plenty of genuine heroes out in the world that we need to remember to lift up.

^{[citation needed]}

Training

Knight Owl has previously been a firefighter with experience in Iraq although he was not a soldier there. He has received EMT training and recently became certified as a paramedic.^{[citation needed]}

Images

Photo by Jessica Buchanan

External Links

Facebook

Twitter

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-|caption = lick my balls
+|caption = Photo by Peter Tangen
 |hero =  Knight Owl
-|alias = Faggot, Fat, Useless, Dissapointment
+|alias = N/A
-|category = Cool
+|category = N/A
-|location = Earth
+|location = N/A
-|identity = Brandon Wood
+|identity = Secret
-|alterego = Owl Man WHO WHO WHO WHO
+|alterego = N/A
-|status = Gay
+|status = Active
-|faction = Yes
+|faction = N/A
-|affiliates = Osama
+|affiliates = N/A
-|foes = His Parents
+|foes = N/A
-|actions = Fucked a man
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 |gender = Male
-|costume = Dismembered Owl
+|costume = N/A
-|colors = Brown
+|colors = N/A Black and Yellow
 |symbol = Stylized Owl
-|equipment = Owl Wings
+|equipment = N/A
-|abilities = Flight, Night Vision, Catch Mice
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 '''Knight Owl''' is an American [[Real Life Superhero]].
 ==History==
-Knight Owl frequently was locked in his basement and brutally tortured by his parents. The would cut, stab and fuck him relentlessly until one day he just woke up in the middle of an alley, he was missing a kidney and his ability to speak and hear. He spent most of his days from then on living on the streets eating anything he could find, but mostly rats until he was found by a Vigilante Spider. Spider took him into his own home and from then on he lived a normal life, He got married and had two kids a boy and a girl. When his kids were just two they were kidnapped by his parents and brutally raped anally and vaginally by three dicks each. When Knight Owl found out he knew there was nothing he could do so he became a super hero to fight crime, he never was able to save his kids. (His wife also died of cancer)
+Knight Owl provides this statement on his Facebook for the reasoning behind why he is a RLSH:
-Knight Owl's theme is:
+<blockquote>''While I may wear a super-heroic logo and uniform, I do not consider myself a hero; just a guy doing his part to hold the line in a world gone mad. Spandex is not required to make a difference in the world; only a can-do attitude and an elevated capacity to be persecuted by the people who want to tell you that you're wasting your time. I think there are plenty of genuine heroes out in the world that we need to remember to lift up.''</blockquote>
+{{cite}}
-Step one, you say, "We need to talk."
-He walks, you say, "Sit down. It's just a talk."
-He smiles politely back at you
-You stare politely right on through
-Some sort of window to your right
-As he goes left and you stay right
-Between the lines of fear and blame
-You begin to wonder why you came
-Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
-Somewhere along in the bitterness
-And I would have stayed up with you all night
-Had I known how to save a life
-Let him know that you know best
-'Cause after all you do know best
-Try to slip past his defense
-Without granting innocence
-Lay down a list of what is wrong
-The things you've told him all along
-Pray to God, he hears you
-And I pray to God, he hears you
-And where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
-Somewhere along in the bitterness
-And I would have stayed up with you all night
-Had I known how to save a life
-As he begins to raise his voice
-You lower yours and grant him one last choice
-Drive until you lose the road
-Or break with the ones you've followed
-He will do one of two things
-He will admit to everything
-Or he'll say he's just not the same
-And you'll begin to wonder why you came
-Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
-Somewhere along in the bitterness
-And I would have stayed up with you all night
-Had I known how to save a life
-Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
-Somewhere along in the bitterness
-And I would have stayed up with you all night
-Had I known how to save a life
-How to save a life
-How to save a life
-Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
-Somewhere along in the bitterness
-And I would have stayed up with you all night
-Had I known how to save a life
-Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
-Somewhere along in the bitterness
-And I would have stayed up with you all night
-Had I known how to save a life
-How to save a life
-How to save a life

Knight Owl
Photo by Peter Tangen
Vital Statistics
Hero	Knight Owl
Alias(es)	N/A
Identity	Secret
Alter Ego	N/A
Category	N/A
Location	N/A _{51° 34' 0.75" N, 4° 55' 42.61" E}
Status	Active
Superhero Activity
Team
Affiliates	N/A
Foes	N/A
Actions	N/A
Physical Description
Gender	Male
Outfit
Colors	N/A Black and Yellow
Symbol	Stylized Owl
Equipment	N/A
Abilities	N/A