| Knight Owl | |
|---|---|
 lick my balls | |
| Vital Statistics | |
| Hero | Knight Owl |
| Alias(es) | Faggot, Fat, Useless, Dissapointment |
| Identity | Brandon Wood |
| Alter Ego | Owl Man WHO WHO WHO WHO |
| Category | Cool |
| Location | Earth 34° 13' 59.29" N, 102° 24' 38.70" W |
| Status | Gay"Gay" is not in the list (Active, Inactive, Retired, Semi-Active, Unknown, Deceased, On Hiatus, Defunct, Disbanded, Disgraced Retirement) of allowed values for the "Status" property. |
| Superhero Activity | |
| Team | |
| Affiliates | Osama |
| Foes | His Parents |
| Actions | Fucked a man |
| Physical Description | |
| Gender | Male |
| Outfit | |
| Colors | Brown |
| Symbol | Stylized Owl |
| Equipment | Owl Wings |
| Abilities | Flight, Night Vision, Catch Mice |
Knight Owl is an American Real Life Superhero.
History
Knight Owl frequently was locked in his basement and brutally tortured by his parents. The would cut, stab and fuck him relentlessly until one day he just woke up in the middle of an alley, he was missing a kidney and his ability to speak and hear. He spent most of his days from then on living on the streets eating anything he could find, but mostly rats until he was found by a Vigilante Spider. Spider took him into his own home and from then on he lived a normal life, He got married and had two kids a boy and a girl. When his kids were just two they were kidnapped by his parents and brutally raped anally and vaginally by three dicks each. When Knight Owl found out he knew there was nothing he could do so he became a super hero to fight crime, he never was able to save his kids. (His wife also died of cancer)
Knight Owl's theme is:
Step one, you say, "We need to talk." He walks, you say, "Sit down. It's just a talk." He smiles politely back at you You stare politely right on through Some sort of window to your right As he goes left and you stay right Between the lines of fear and blame You begin to wonder why you came
Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life
Let him know that you know best 'Cause after all you do know best Try to slip past his defense Without granting innocence Lay down a list of what is wrong The things you've told him all along Pray to God, he hears you And I pray to God, he hears you
And where did I go wrong? I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life
As he begins to raise his voice You lower yours and grant him one last choice Drive until you lose the road Or break with the ones you've followed He will do one of two things He will admit to everything Or he'll say he's just not the same And you'll begin to wonder why you came
Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life
Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life
How to save a life
How to save a life
Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life
Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life How to save a life
How to save a life
Training
Knight Owl has previously been a firefighter with experience in Iraq although he was not a soldier there. He has received EMT training and recently became certified as a paramedic.[citation needed]
Images
Photo by Jessica Buchanan
